BACK HOME, MORTY. IT'S JUST IT'S JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT OF A HASSLE. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH INTERDIMENSIONAL CUSTOMS, SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO ME A REAL SOLID.
Rick:WHEN WE GET TO CUSTOMS, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE THESE SEEDS INTO THE BATHROOM, AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO PUT THEM WAY UP INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE, MORTY.
Morty:IN MY BUTT?
Rick:PUT THEM WAY UP INSIDE THERE, AS FAR AS THEY CAN FIT.
Morty:OH, GEEZ, RICK. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THAT.
Rick:WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT, MORTY. TH-THESE SEEDS AREN'T GONNA GET THROUGH CUSTOMS UNLESS THEY'RE IN SOMEONE'S RECTUM, MORTY.
Morty:[ WHIMPERS ]
Rick:AND THEY'LL FALL RIGHT OUT OF MINE. I'VE DONE THIS TOO MANY TIMES, MORTY. I MEAN, YOU'RE YOUNG. YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, AND YOUR ANAL CAVITY IS STILL TAUT, YET MALLEABLE. YOU GOT TO DO IT FOR GRANDPA, MORTY. Y-YOU'VE GOT TO PUT THESE SEEDS INSIDE YOUR BUTT.
Morty:IN MY BUTT?
Rick:COME ON, MORTY. PLEASE, MORTY. YOU HAVE TO DO IT, MORTY.
So tonight at 10 pm EST is the last broadcast of my Red Light Roulette show. Tune in if you’d like, I wanna try to break the station’s record of maximum internet listeners at one time (I think it’s 30). See you in 50 minutes
I hate blunts. There, I said it. I’ll smoke them if that is the only option but if there is a choice on the table and blunts are what’s picked, just know I’m questioning your whole life and everything you choose to do from that point on
I know there isn't anything I can do to make you feel less shitty because depression is a big black cloud of general shittiness but I hope there's people you can talk to about this and support you. And if not, I hope you can find you feel comfortable enough to rely on. It's hard enough battling crap on your own... and sorry if this makes you feel uncomfortable. -Slinks away-
Thanks anon, I got a couple people I can rely on but sometimes other people just aren’t enough… If that even makes sense? I’m sure I’ll get through this and just push past it just like every other time, but it’s gonna be a bitch until I do