So I’m out at a friend’s house right now and can’t check asks, but when I get home I think it’d be fun to find asks in my messages. They can be from you or they can be anon, I’ll answer them either way
Okay so I’m finally catching up on the last three months of comics that I haven’t been able to pick up cause I’ve been at school and I have one huge complaint to Marvel. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHIT WITH NORMAN OSBORN AGAIN!?! I’m seriously so fucking done with Norman Osborn it’s not even funny. Dark Reign was alright and I’m glad it only lasted about a year, but why the fuck do you feel the need to bring him back as the main villain again? Seriously, enough already. He’s boring now and you’ve done his story to death as the big bad of the Marvel U. I was fine with you letting him rot in the Raft and occasionally referencing him and letting his cult cause problems here and there, but he is no longer needed. If you wanted to bring him back so badly, bring him back as the fucking Goblin. Let him be a god damn Spider-man villain again, enough with this Norman Osborn evil politician shit. Can you please come up with something new? Or how about you just shoot Osborn in the head so that we don’t have to deal with him EVER again. Yeah, that’ll work.
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo. Angry, she storms into the other room and asks her husband what the fuck is up with the dildo? He fires back, “Explain the kids, BITCH!”